1.
My
TOEFL
score
is
so
bad
that
even
my
cat
speaks
better
English
than
me.
【笑】

2.
I
don't
need
a
high
TOEFL
score,
I
have
Google
Translate.
【搞笑】

3.
They
say
practice
makes
perfect,
but
my
TOEFL
practice
scores
are
far
from
perfect.
【嘲笑】

4.
My
TOEFL
preparation
involved
binge-watching
Friends
and
pretending
I
was
Monica.
【开玩笑】

5.
I
thought
I
was
good
at
English
until
I
took
the
TOEFL
and
realized
I
couldn't
even
spell
"onomatopoeia".
【自嘲】

6.
I
don't
need
to
worry
about
my
TOEFL
score,
I'll
just
marry
an
English
speaker.
【轻松】

7.
My
TOEFL
score
is
like
a
rollercoaster
-
it
goes
up
and
down,
but
mostly
down.
【比喻】

8.
I'm
pretty
sure
the
TOEFL
is
just
a
test
to
see
how
many
times
you
can
say
"um"
in
a
sentence.
【讽刺】

9.
I
don't
know
what's
worse
-
a
low
TOEFL
score
or
a
high
phone
bill
from
calling
the
ETS
hotline.
【夸张】

10.
My
TOEFL
speaking
section
sounds
like
a
rap
battle
gone
wrong.
【比喻】

11.
I'll
never
forget
the
day
I
took
my
TOEFL
test
-
I
walked
out
feeling
like
a
failure
and
promptly
ate
a
tub
of
ice
cream.
【夸张】

1
2.
My
TOEFL
score
is
proof
that
you
can
be
fluent
in
a
language
and
still
fail
miserably.
【讽刺】

1
3.
My
TOEFL
essay
was
so
bad,
my
computer
started
correcting
it
like
it
was
a
second
grader's
homework.
【夸张】

1
4.
The
only
thing
worse
than
my
TOEFL
score
is
my
attempt
at
a
British
accent.
【自嘲】

1
5.
I
don't
believe
in
luck,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
my
TOEFL
score
was
cursed
from
the
start.
【夸张】

1
6.
My
TOEFL
practice
tests
were
so
boring,
I
started
making
up
my
own
questions.
【开玩笑】

1
7.
They
say
the
TOEFL
is
a
test
of
your
English
proficiency,
but
I
think
it's
just
a
test
of
your
ability
to
stay
awake.
【讽刺】

1
8.
My
TOEFL
score
may
be
low,
but
my
confidence
in
my
ability
to
understand
British
TV
shows
is
higher
than
ever.
【自嘲】

1
9.
The
only
thing
that
could
make
my
TOEFL
score
worse
is
if
they
added
a
section
on
puns.
【夸张】

20.
I'm
pretty
sure
the
only
English
word
I
actually
know
is
"TOEFL".
【自嘲】

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