1.
"We're
like
Batman
and
Robin,
except
we
don't
fight
crime
and
we're
not
nearly
as
tough. "【笑】

2.
"Love
is
in
the
air. . .
and
I
think
it's
starting
to
stink. "【捂鼻子】

3.
"Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I
don't
have
a
rhyme,
but
I'm
still
better
than
you. "【酷】

4.
"Every
time
we
post
a
picture,
everyone
else
just
deletes
their
Instagram. "【自恋】

5.
"Together
we
are
like
a
family,
but
not
the
kind
in
those
cheesy
Hallmark
movies. "【不喜欢肉麻】

6.
"I'm
pretty
sure
we
could
outrun
a
zombie
apocalypse
together. "【吓死人】

7.
"We
complete
each
other's
sentences. . .
mainly
because
no
one
else
will
let
us
finish. "【默契】

8.
"You're
the
avocado
to
my
toast,
and
I'm
not
sure
how
to
feel
about
that. "【搞笑】

9.
"Our
love
might
not
be
perfect,
but
at
least
it's
better
than
most
TV
dramas. "【铁粉】

10.
"We
may
not
agree
on
everything,
but
at
least
we
both
know
pineapple
doesn't
belong
on
pizza. "【味蕾警察】

11.
"We're
like
two
peas
in
a
pod,
except
we're
more
like
two
clowns
in
a
circus. "【滑稽】

1
2.
"I'm
not
saying
we're
the
cutest
couple
around,
but
we
definitely
beat
Bert
and
Ernie. "【与众不同】

1
3.
"You
make
my
heart
race,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
that's
just
because
I'm
always
running
to
catch
up
with
you. "【慢点走】

1
4.
"People
say
we're
like
two
puzzle
pieces
that
fit
perfectly
together,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
we're
more
like
two
pieces
from
different
puzzles. "【拼不出来】

1
5.
"I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "【重口味】

1
6.
"People
ask
how
we
make
it
work,
and
all
I
can
say
is
that
neither
of
us
knows
how
to
use
the
TV
remote,
so
we
have
to
communicate. "【互补】

1
7.
"We're
like
a
pair
of
socks,
always
together
but
never
quite
matched. "【奇葩组合】

1
8.
"I
never
knew
someone
could
make
me
so
happy
and
so
frustrated
at
the
same
time. . .
congratulations. "【敬业奉献】

1
9.
"You're
my
lobster,
and
that
means
we're
meant
to
be
together. . .
or
at
least
that's
what
Ross
Geller
says. "【拜罗伦斯的教义】

20.
"You're
my
soulmate,
my
partner
in
crime,
and
my
favorite
person
to
annoy. . .
all
rolled
into
one. "【黏人】

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