1.
"I
could've
aced
that
exam,
but
I
got
lost
in
the
multiple-choice
questions. "
【LOL】

2.
"School
lunches
are
so
bad,
I
think
they
use
cardboard
instead
of
bread
for
the
sandwiches. "
【YUCK】

3.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
backpack
weighs
more
than
me
at
this
point. "
【HEAVY】

4.
"After
three
cups
of
coffee,
I
still
can't
focus
in
class.
Maybe
it's
not
the
lack
of
caffeine,
but
the
lack
of
entertainment. "
【SIGHS】

5.
"I
wonder
if
my
professors
would
appreciate
my
napkin
art
during
lectures. "
【CREATIVE】

6.
"The
only
thing
I'm
passing
this
semester
is
the
time. "
【SAVAGE】

7.
"Why
do
we
have
to
take
math
classes?
I
still
don't
know
when
I'll
ever
use
the
Pythagorean
theorem
in
real
life. "
【CONFUSED】

8.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
waiting
for
the
right
moment
to
panic. "
【HILARIOUS】

9.
"I
didn't
choose
the
library
life,
the
library
life
chose
me. "
【BOOKWORM】

10.
"I
don't
always
study,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
during
a
Netflix
binge. "
【MULTITASKING】

11.
"If
I
had
a
penny
for
every
time
I
daydreamed
in
class,
I
would
have
enough
money
to
pay
for
my
tuition. "
【DREAMY】

1
2.
"Why
do
we
have
to
learn
science
when
all
the
important
discoveries
have
already
been
made?"
【SKEPTICAL】

1
3.
"It's
not
that
I'm
lazy,
it's
just
that
I
would
rather
be
doing
anything
else. "
【PROCASTINATOR'S
CREED】

1
4.
"I
pay
so
much
for
college,
I
should
at
least
get
a
degree
in
napping. "
【SLEEPY】

1
5.
"I
wish
my
professors
would
take
a
note
from
Google
and
let
us
work
in
ball
pits
during
class. "
【PLAYFUL】

1
6.
"If
only
my
brain
was
as
fast
as
my
fingers
during
a
typing
test. "
【TYPING
WIZARD】

1
7.
"Only
in
college
will
you
find
people
pulling
all-nighters
to
study
for
a
test
they
forgot
about. "
【ALL-NIGHTER】

1
8.
"Who
needs
a
social
life
when
you
have
textbooks
and
highlighters?"
【STUDYHOLIC】

1
9.
"College:
Where
everyone
is
either
stressed
out,
caffeinated,
or
both. "
【REALITY】

20.
"I
don't
always
understand
my
professors,
but
when
I
do,
it's
usually
because
they're
speaking
another
language
called
'academese'. "
【COMICAL】

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